Church story

one time a friend of mine was talking to someone else about the church and i was standing in line to go to the chowhall behind him.
he turns to me and says, "You should know this. What is the greatest thing to come about since the resurection?"
i thought for a moment, and said, "The thermos."
he was floored, "The Thermos??!!"
"Sure," i said, "It keeps my soup hot in the winter, my lemonade cold in the summer. What can be better than that?"
He was spitting all over himself, "I'm trying to be serious here!"
"oh," i replied, "In that case it was the restoration of the gospel to Joseph Smith."
he was mad at me for a week